January 2011
14 posts
You told me that I would find a home,
Within the fragile substance of my soul....
Dear Revision,
Please go away & leave me alone. No one actually likes you.
Love Me.
During 'Never Have I Ever'.
Richard: Okay, my turn. Never have I ever, have sex with a Ginger.
Others: *awkward silence*
Richard: NO ONE?!
The Centipede Incident.
Richard: Well I totally shotgun front.
Jack: So wait, if us three are going to be the human centipede, who's the creepy German scientist?
Liv & Richard [unanimously]: SHANNON.
How happy is the blameless vestal’s lot,
The world forgetting, by the world...
Dear Fork, I understand that we haven’t spoken since I ran away with dish,...